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Check out these funny jokes;
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
A very elderly couple appears before a judge.
“Your honor, we want a divorce.”
“A divorce?” asks the judge, “Ho old are you?”
“I’m 93. She’s 89.”
“And how long have you been married?”
“65 years.”
“And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?”
“We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead
one cool day like that, Dani buys a particular jigsaw puzzle box and goes home to solve it.
he tries to solve the puzzle for as long as he can. he does so in 2 weeks and is very happy with himself. just then, his friend sam milla comes to visit him and he shows him the finished puzzle.
Dani: ol boy, sammi, this puzzle no easy oh.
Sam: ennh? how long did it take you to solve it?
Dani: as long as two weeks oh.
Sam: that's way too long a time to solve a puzzle
Dani: you nor understand. i be a genius oh. look the box na,you no see where dem write ''from two to four years.
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
A very elderly couple appears before a judge.
“Your honor, we want a divorce.”
“A divorce?” asks the judge, “Ho old are you?”
“I’m 93. She’s 89.”
“And how long have you been married?”
“65 years.”
“And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?”
“We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead
one cool day like that, Dani buys a particular jigsaw puzzle box and goes home to solve it.
he tries to solve the puzzle for as long as he can. he does so in 2 weeks and is very happy with himself. just then, his friend sam milla comes to visit him and he shows him the finished puzzle.
Dani: ol boy, sammi, this puzzle no easy oh.
Sam: ennh? how long did it take you to solve it?
Dani: as long as two weeks oh.
Sam: that's way too long a time to solve a puzzle
Dani: you nor understand. i be a genius oh. look the box na,you no see where dem write ''from two to four years.
These are nice jokes. My jaw dropped on the old couple for divorce.. LOL. My guess is the first couple are headed for the D word too. Hehhhee
ReplyDeletethe last one got mecracking up..2-4 yrs indeed..
ReplyDeleteand i co-sign Myne on the first two
You must be a joker,aren't you ?
ReplyDelete@Myne,then old couple are unique
ReplyDelete@hitreasure,where ve u been,the jokes are funny
@towncrier,i am just trying.
LMBO!!! the last one was hilarious...agbaya haha!
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