Sunday-day of thousand laugh

Check out these funny jokes;
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.




A very elderly couple appears before a judge.
“Your honor, we want a divorce.”
“A divorce?” asks the judge, “Ho old are you?”
“I’m 93. She’s 89.”
“And how long have you been married?”
“65 years.”
“And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?”
“We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead



one cool day like that, Dani buys a particular jigsaw puzzle box and goes home to solve it.
he tries to solve the puzzle for as long as he can. he does so in 2 weeks and is very happy with himself. just then, his friend sam milla comes to visit him and he shows him the finished puzzle.

Dani: ol boy, sammi, this puzzle no easy oh.

Sam: ennh? how long did it take you to solve it?

Dani: as long as two weeks oh.

Sam: that's way too long a time to solve a puzzle

Dani: you nor understand. i be a genius oh. look the box na,you no see where dem write ''from two to four years.