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His name is Nosa Omoregie,he is from Benin,this track is gospel,it is enjoying massive airplay all over lagos ,benin and abuja now,i made a picture video for the song ,take a listen and tell me what you think
JOKES
The Judge and The Accused.
An accused was bought before a judge and the following conversation ensued
Judge : What is your name?
Accused : My name is Goddy.
Judge : Where do you live?
Accused : I live with my brother.
Judge : Where does your brother live?
Accused : He lives with me.
Judge : For God sake, where do both of you live?
Accused : We live together
A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father,
Son: Daddy, do you know something?
Daddy: No, until you tell me my son
Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session
Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?
Son: No! Iam repeating the class,
Curfew
After the Riot, A 10pm curfew was imposed in Lagos Nigeria.
Everybody had to be off the streets before 10pm or risk being shot by the soldiers.
However one Nigerian citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives,it will take him more than 15 minutes to get there" he replied,
" he wouldn't have made it b4 d given time.
JOKES
The Judge and The Accused.
An accused was bought before a judge and the following conversation ensued
Judge : What is your name?
Accused : My name is Goddy.
Judge : Where do you live?
Accused : I live with my brother.
Judge : Where does your brother live?
Accused : He lives with me.
Judge : For God sake, where do both of you live?
Accused : We live together
A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father,
Son: Daddy, do you know something?
Daddy: No, until you tell me my son
Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session
Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?
Son: No! Iam repeating the class,
Curfew
After the Riot, A 10pm curfew was imposed in Lagos Nigeria.
Everybody had to be off the streets before 10pm or risk being shot by the soldiers.
However one Nigerian citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives,it will take him more than 15 minutes to get there" he replied,
" he wouldn't have made it b4 d given time.
:) at the 1st two jokes
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO@the last one
Lol@those jokes.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha @the first and last one.really nice.
ReplyDeletei thought the song was okay.
really love the last joke..lmao
ReplyDeleteThe music was so so but the jokes...LWKMD
ReplyDeleteThat last joke was funny man!
ReplyDeleteI actually listened to this track on a website a few days ago, it's pretty good...hopefully he can get something going from this.
@miss dufa,hope u like them
ReplyDelete@blogoratti,yes oo
@leggy ,yeah the song is cool
@hi treasure,the joke is crazy
@Myne Whitman;hope u like the song
@Tatababe,yeah we hope so