Nosa + Sunday (Day of thousand laugh)

His name is Nosa Omoregie,he is from Benin,this track is gospel,it is enjoying massive airplay all over lagos ,benin and abuja now,i made a picture video for the song ,take a listen and tell me what you think


JOKES

The Judge and The Accused.

An accused was bought before a judge and the following conversation ensued

Judge : What is your name?
Accused : My name is Goddy.
Judge : Where do you live?
Accused : I live with my brother.
Judge : Where does your brother live?
Accused : He lives with me.
Judge : For God sake, where do both of you live?
Accused : We live together




A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father,

Son: Daddy, do you know something?

Daddy: No, until you tell me my son

Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session

Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?

Son: No! Iam repeating the class,

Curfew
After the Riot, A 10pm curfew was imposed in Lagos Nigeria.
Everybody had to be off the streets before 10pm or risk being shot by the soldiers.
However one Nigerian citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives,it will take him more than 15 minutes to get there" he replied,
" he wouldn't have made it b4 d given time.